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Street Talk: How to Make Sense of Confusing Road Signs

Posted by Auto Loan Solutions on November 24, 2015 @12:06:50 EDT

Driving is not always a straightforward task. Motorists often confuse you (whether they’re in cars or bicycles), dashboard symbols sometimes distract you, and poor road infrastructure may mislead you. To add to the mess are traffic signs. Ideally, a sign is supposed to clarify a condition of the road, whether it is to alert you of a sharp turn, a construction zone, or stray wildlife that may cross your path.

But some road signs cloud judgment instead of giving a clear picture. In fact, you may have your own stories revolving around a traffic sign that left you puzzled, derisive or annoyed. It’s too bad you can’t go around removing these signs, but there are ways around a confusing sign – you don’t have to spend your time trying to decipher them as if they’re morse code. With that said, it’s worth laughing at a few ridiculous signs.

Directionally Challenged

Some signs are hard to read not because of what’s written on them, but how they’re arranged. And forConfusing road signs contain conflicting directions. some reason, they’re usually the ones that point out directions. You’ve probably seen a few signs that identify where major road routes are, but are so cluttered, that choosing which way to go is like deciding whether you should choose the red or blue wire to defuse a bomb. All you can do is guess.

After a good long pause, you’ll realize these signs are saying that entrance points for highways 411 and 441 are available at different places. Initially? It looks like it was laid out by someone who didn’t do too well in geography class.

Road signs such as these leave drivers feeling scrambled when it comes to directions. These signs could have easily been separated to make the directions clearer. Instead, they’re stacked in a way that will make a laser surgery patient still question their vision.

This sign, located in Winnipeg, Manitoba, is the roadside Some road signs, such as this one, have become infamous. equivalent of abstract art in a museum. You’d have to stand there for a while to truly grasp what it’s telling you. It’s aptly called, “Confusion Corner”.

Posted Contradictions

Road signs involving speed are arbritrary and misleading. Road signs that contradict themselves are another source of head-scratching. Again, the symbols and messages are usually clear, but their arrangement confuses drivers. Usually, a driver with a sharp mind will understand the meaning behind the signs. The hope, of course, is that they make sense of it before it get’s them confused or pulled over by a cop.

“You were doing 75 in a 60.”Road signs like these leave drivers confused when first spotted.

“No officer, I was doing 75 in an 80.”


You’ll most likely get this one within a few seconds, but the arrow isn’t necessary.

These kinds of road signs can get you a ticket. There’s something about the arrangement of these signs that screams “prank”. Located in Washington D.C., these parking signs are not just confusing, but strictly enforced. It’s funny because this brain teaser could be solved by just putting one sign, saying whether you can’t or can park, and the hours you’re allowed to do so.

Translator Required

Some road signs just make no sense no matter how much you read into them. Of course, if you’ve readRoad signs like this one convey information that’s not immediately understand. about a sign’s meaning in a book, you’ll recognize it when you see it. But that’s not the case if you’re seeing it for the first time. If you’re new to an area or just visiting, these signs will leave you scrambling to find their meanings like students trying decode one of Shakespeare’s poems.

What is this? We get the speed limit part. The curled hair and arrow sticking above aren’t so clear, however. Maybe this symbol needs to find a new job as a business logo.

Road signs with these symbols are hard to process because there’s too much in picture. There’s a speed limit for a certain stretch of road, yes, but what’s the point of this symbol? The train-track and side-street markings add nothing to the speed limit posting itself. It could make a cool symbol for a fraternity though.

Frightening yet somewhat hilarious is the sign pictured above. It These road signs, although rare, can give drivers the wrong impression about conditions ahead. appears to warn about the presence of glider tow planes, but the message conveyed here seems far more ominous (tow rope looks the path of a bomb…that’ll hit your car). There had to be at least one driver out there who saw this sign and made a U-turn because of it.

Encountering a Weird Sign

If you come across a strange road sign, don’t let it turn into a dilemma. It might stress you out a bit if you’re unfamiliar with the road, but even then, there are steps to take so the confusion doesn’t get the best of you.

Ask someone you can trust

The simplest thing to do if you’re not sure about a sign’s meaning, is to ask someone. Of course, you have to make sure that the people you ask are trustworthy. This is certainly important if you’re in another city or country. Asking questions about infrastructure immediately points you out as a foreigner, which can lead to some malicious people to take advantage of you. It’s better to ask friends, family members, and employees of nearby establishments. After all, if they play you, you know where they live (or work).

Learn signs beforehand

Are you planning to fly off to an exotic locale, or take a road trip across a continent? If so, learning the road signs native to that region is a good idea before leaving. A Google search can do wonders. You’ll see pics of what you’ll encounter along that road, along with its meaning. You also can’t go wrong with using a GPS to map out your routes beforehand. You’ll know precisely where you need to go, even if you see some tricky signs along the way (especially those pesky directionally confused signs). Another trick is to find a driver’s handbook that identifies road signs in the region you plan to travel. That might be a bit tricky to find, but an online search may yield a booklet that comes in a pdf form. Hopefully, it’s in English or a language you can understand. (Map)

Ignore it

We’re not advocating anarchy and rebellion against the law here. However, if you come across a sign that’s anything but obvious, perhaps something that looks more like a joke than an actual law, then it’s better to pretend it doesn’t exist. The reason we can say this is because some signs are too arbitrary to be understood. Additionally, many of these signs are poorly placed, and the combination of obscure symbolism and awkward positioning renders many of these signs useless anyway. Provided these signs have no numbers (to indicate speed), arrows (to indicate directions), or crosses (to indicate restrictions), you may be dealing with a sign that’s due for removal.

Learning Sign Language

Throughout your driving career, you’re going to encounter a ton of signs that make little or no sense. They’ll look like more like childish illustrations, obscure symbols, or phrases written by a person who had drank too much Vodka. However, they don’t have to trip you up. Many road signs are just the by-products of traffic officials who were too busy (or too lazy) to think about the arbitrary nature of symbols and words they used. Fortunately, finding out what they mean doesn’t require complex science. So whether you encounter a strange traffic sign here or in some other country, take comfort knowing that it doesn’t have to ruin your day or trip. Ask about it’s meaning, take pics and laugh about it later.


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